The Oracle

Life some times makes the best of us

Anonymous asked: Blowjob? or handjob?

abomasnow:

full time job with health care benefits

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

(via littlevodevil)

xxcll:

tearz

When I found JK Rowling biggest regret was not putting Harry and Hermione together instead I felt rejoice. I didn’t like Ron and Hermione together it just didn’t sit well with me, so knowing the the Author fells the same way, feels good lol

(Source: imsirius, via shinymeowww)

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